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Jan 22, 2010 Good jokes/banter to tell between songs at gigs Discussion in 'The Sound Hound Lounge. We used to tell all the stupid musician jokes, stupid blonde jokes (when their were blondes around) incite females to show their breasts (brazzier donor charity, doncha know) and give away door prizes we got from those special vending machines in the.
Hey guys. I'm a relatively novice lead singer of my new rock band and we've played a few shows here and there. I'm just curious as to what you guys (those of you who are frontmen/women or just generally talk to the audience at gigs) say to 'get people going', as it happens, or just connect with the audience between songs? I know most of it is pretty basic stuff, but just wondering if you guys had any great lines or tips for someone starting out? Confidence isn't the issue here (I'm not great but I don't sound nervous or anything), I just go a bit blank when I get up there, and I don't want to just stream through our entire set without saying anything.
What do you guys think?
PS: Usually I'll say stuff like 'thanks for coming out tonight, guys, this is a new song and it goes like this' etc. Pretty basic but is this usually okay?
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there really isn't a lot unless ur doin a comedy act. just makefun of famous ppl nd things but make sure it's appropriate tho so udnt get in trouble or cut off the show.
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